1 Trying to make a bubble gum.
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We went to see a movie the other night.
We went to see a movie the other night.
I sat in an aisle seat as I usually do because it feels a little roomier.
Just as the feature was about to start, a blonde from the center of the row got up and started working her way out.
“Excuse me, sorry, oops, excuse me, pardon me, gotta hurry, oops, excuse me.”
By the time she got to me, I was trying to look around her and I was a little impatient, so I said, “Couldn’t you have done this a little earlier?”
“No!” she said in a loud whisper. “The ‘TURN OFF YOUR CELL PHONE PLEASE’ message just flashed up on the screen and mine is in the car.”
2 Only works in movies
Reality is different than movies.
3 Playing video games
Most girls nowadays arent interested in playing video games. That being said, some girls do play video games and are surprisingly quite good as well.
4 Trying to wear nail polish
Ask your girlfriend next time about nail polishes and you will understand what it feels like!
5 Wearing sunglasses
You have to admit that girls always look cute when they wear sunglasses.
6 When drunk
Well, you cant expect everyone to be Angelina Jolie.
7 When girls have sleepovers
Yeah, girls can be nerds too at times.
8 Long hair
One expects dating a girl with long hair is probably the best experience ever, but the reality is quite different.
9 When she is laughing
And this is the main reason why you shouldnt just date a girl based on her smile on Facebook!
10 Sleeping
Its difficult to accept this harsh reality but there is no other option.
